Anxious (Only because I really... really need to tinkle)

Music: {Society 1 - "Fornicate"}



I should become a Vegan. But you know... I won't. I just don't have that kind of willpower.

We've already discussed this.

My lack of such willpower is the thing holding me back from losing 30 pounds. It's the thing stopping me from giving up food. It's the thing that stops me from puking up every meal. It's the thing that stops me from cutting again. (Yes, I've cut before) It's the thing that stops me from a lot of other things.
But mostly from things that aren't all that nice.
Becoming a Vegan would be one of the few good things that I should do.
I'm going to try. I mean... I have no problem with giving up meat or anything that once had a face. I just have a problem with my parents. They'll ask me why I'm not eating any meat (They monitor anything I eat inside this house) and I'll tell them I want to be a vegetarian... and then when they hear this... they grow enraged and open up a Can of Derision on me.

I would love to show you guys the video that inspired me to become a vegetarian - or scared me out of eating meat. Click here. But before you do... pull up a waste basket or a bucket or a paper bag... something not too frail to hold the intensity of your mal-driven vomit.

Anywho... I'm going to try out this vegetarian thing and see how it goes.

I know, I know... you Vegan to the Core people are probably looking at me like "WTF? Vegetarianism isn't something you can try out for a test-run. It's not a used car." I know it's not. But some people aren't destined to be vegetarians. Some people aren't meant to be meat-eaters. I don't know what I am. I've been raised on meat. I love(d) steak. As a baby - and you could ask my dad this to see if its true, which it is - I went to sleep with McDonald's Chicken Nuggets in my mouth. Scared the Ba-Jesus out of my Grandmother. She thought I was going to choke in my sleep. But no. I perfected the art of consuming meat products while semi-conscious.

However, McDonald's Chicken Nuggets don't really count as meat...

But I'm just going to try this out. I want to see how she rides.

So here's my plan.

No food that ever had a face. No eggs either.
Things that came from an animal... Hmmm. Milk... I'll have a little trouble giving up because I love cereal. And Soy Milk tastes like feet. (Yes, I devour a foot every now and then, thanks.)
And cheese... wow I can't give up cheese. Cream cheese! that means no more bagels! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wait... Does butter come from animals?
I know Mayonnaise is from eggs. So no more mayo.

Oh whatever. No planning. I'll wing it.

HAH! Wing. No pun intended. But I bet most of you will say that there was no pun at all. I guess the pun would merely be subjective.

Swell. Gotta vamoose. Ta.


Colleen




^ I made that one. Gonna take it? Ask or give me credit.